Listerine for Poker?

Is there listerine for poker? Like seriously? Anything of the sorts?
548 hands -3.7 buy ins, -68BB/100 32% VPIP, 18 PFR, 28% win showdown
Coolers:
Flopped 2nd set, of queens. board paired 4s on turn. all in on river. dude had pocket 4s (1.5 buyins)
Raised 3x from Button with A3, got called by BB. flopped 2nd nut straight. Now if you're super familiar with Pokerstars/FullTilt you could set option for slider to go up by BB increments when you clicked. MERGE DOESN'T DO THIS. Amidst mid tabling I was raising another table it somehow lined up to just shove the flop. (I wasn't too mad but he snapped me off with the nuts.) No, I wouldn't have gotten it in most likely. So, fuck you merge, I want a couple bucks back. There goes another buy in. (-2.5 so far)
Another 3/4 of a buy in went to a rivered trips vs a rivered boat where I doubled a guy up. The dude was tilting and had just lost a stack with AK to a flopped set.
 Another 3/4 of a buy in went to me making a move where I thought a guy was making a fish play like he had in a prior hand. The turn brought a 3rd club (J) on a J835 board. I jammed the turn and made him make a choice. He called AI with 10s10h for 2nd pair no flush draw. River whiff.
I stopped after the queens full loss to the quads. First time it's happened in my life. yippie
fuck merge